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Open Mike Night Presents Sadie Cohen in: "The Difference Between Us." You're all half a century younger than me

Open mike night presents Sadie Cohen. Summer's almost over

"To make this interview more entertaining I would like you to take a breath of helium before answering the questions."

'Remember me?'

'Good luck, everyone! Maybe this will be the year somebody finishes the race!'

"I hate open-mike night."

'Well, I'll try, but cheese seems to be the 'must have gift' this year.'

"He had a request for me on the radio today. He wanted me to bring him a cup of tea."

If you give a mouse a french cookie

"When I said I wanted socks, I obviously meant I wanted a multi-room sound system with voice activated management."

"Coming up... more of the same mindless pop songs with repetitive lyrics and nauseating melodies!"

"The people will not tolerate people speaking on behalf of the people any longer!"

Revenge of the Mice

If you give a mouse a French cookie: "And suddenly the memory returns. The taste was that of the little crumb of madeleine which on Sunday mornings at..."

'He's got a lot of talent and everything, but I just don't think he's cut out for talk radio.'

'I'm thinking about quitting the rat race.'

"They say it's the first sign of aging - not being able to keep up with new technology."

"Eddie, you are one hell of a mouse!"

"This song asks the musical question: "Can anyone here show me how to play an e-minor chord?"

Open mike night presents: Rudy Park. You done left me alone … Cut out when I needed you most. How brightly we'd have shone … had you not given up the ghost. I done loved you baby. Now I just feel so bad-n-used. I'm a-goin' crazy … I got me the laptop low-battery life blues. That portable never loved you, honey child!

Open Mike Night Presents the Comedy Stylings of Rudy Park. Did you hear about the iPhone that hired the best wedding planner in the country because it wanted a great reception? Clap. And then there was the autocorrect programmer who got rejected when he asked a lady out on a debate. The romance didn't last long when the cable tv box found out how spacey the satellite tv box was. Get off the stage! The one who invented binary code was a real zero. Boo. Hiss. I don't even get that one, and I'm gla

Lin-Manuel Miranda

'That's Nacho Cheese!'

Laugh Laff. If laughter is the best medicine, this guy's a placebo.

Terry Wogan

Cat and mouse tennis court

'This might be the common ground we've been looking for.'

"Yeah, I see the outgoing calls, but what about the introverted ones?"

"And now, our newest hit song..."

Out to lunch (in kitchen).

Mouse Dentist Removes Cat's Teeth.

WPC

House of Java.net Cybercafe. Open mike night starring Rudy Park. Much to fear, these troubled days. Covid, economy in a stew … I've compounded things a ways with my enemy anew. Oh foolishness and great folly there're no ifs, ands, or buts. We failed to tip sufficiently … when last at Supercuts. Never dis the barber!

Uncomfortably open Mike night.

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