Open Mic Fans Pillows

"To make this interview more entertaining I would like you to take a breath of helium before answering the questions."

'Remember me?'

'Good luck, everyone! Maybe this will be the year somebody finishes the race!'

"I hate open-mike night."

'Well, I'll try, but cheese seems to be the 'must have gift' this year.'

"He had a request for me on the radio today. He wanted me to bring him a cup of tea."

If you give a mouse a french cookie

"When I said I wanted socks, I obviously meant I wanted a multi-room sound system with voice activated management."

Revenge of the Mice

"Coming up... more of the same mindless pop songs with repetitive lyrics and nauseating melodies!"

If you give a mouse a French cookie: "And suddenly the memory returns. The taste was that of the little crumb of madeleine which on Sunday mornings at..."

"The people will not tolerate people speaking on behalf of the people any longer!"

'He's got a lot of talent and everything, but I just don't think he's cut out for talk radio.'

"They say it's the first sign of aging - not being able to keep up with new technology."

'I'm thinking about quitting the rat race.'

Lin-Manuel Miranda

"Eddie, you are one hell of a mouse!"

'That's Nacho Cheese!'

Cat and mouse tennis court

"Yeah, I see the outgoing calls, but what about the introverted ones?"

'This might be the common ground we've been looking for.'

WPC

"And now, our newest hit song..."

Do you do portraits as well?

Uncomfortably open Mike night.

Mouse Dentist Removes Cat's Teeth.