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House of Java.net Cybercafe. Open mike night starring Rudy Park. Much to fear, these troubled days. Covid, economy in a stew … I've compounded things a ways with my enemy anew. Oh foolishness and great folly there're no ifs, ands, or buts. We failed to tip sufficiently … when last at Supercuts. Never dis the barber!

Open mike night presents: Rudy Park. You done left me alone … Cut out when I needed you most. How brightly we'd have shone … had you not given up the ghost. I done loved you baby. Now I just feel so bad-n-used. I'm a-goin' crazy … I got me the laptop low-battery life blues. That portable never loved you, honey child!

Open Mike Night presents Sadie Cohen. You losers and whiners just can't see the truth. Yeah, the economy's down. You're working for peanuts, they've taken your roof … but you need to look around. In Depression days, he had bulbous Babe Ruth, cardboard to eat and no heaters. Now, we're warmed by the heat of our lust … for the buns of Dillon Peters. Make it stop. Baseball is dead to me.

"I can't believe I have to waste my heckles on you."

Open Mic Nacht

"Of course he's smiling. He's getting $15,000 to give a lecture on free speech."

Zombie standup

Open mike night presents Sadie Cohen. Summer's almost over

"Oh, Jeff, you swore this wasn't a podcast."

A man is living in small box apartment trying to read a book, but is surrounded by people engaging in noisy activities.

"'Tis the story of a woeful refugee... ...whose plight has been forgotten. An admirable, amiable sort is he... but boy is he downtrodden. With courage of the kind you rarely see, he defended this land, when Redcoats invaded over land and sea, peck their knees and hands. And how did America repay this debt it owed its forest bird? Did you put our noble visage on the national seal as we would have preferred? No... You ate us. Just like the British did. I really think that it's the least you can do

Mark Anthony on Zoom.

"I hate open-mike night."

'I'm now going to open the floor to questions.'

'Double Dannys': Danny Baker and Danny Kelly.

The passing of a radio/tv personality.

"Please refrain from throwing business cards."

'Your presentation on the advantages of e-commerce would've been better had it not been for the use of the word 'dude' 183 times.'

"Here's a blues number written about my inability to remember computer passwords."

Man sees a sign on a door - Open At Other Side.

"This song asks the musical question: "Can anyone here show me how to play an e-minor chord?"

Open Mike Night Presents Sadie Cohen in: Changing Seasons. Does life affirm with coming fall? Leaved hit the ground, men huddle. Smashing each other over a ball. Wrestling around in a puddle. Huh? In this potpourri of hulky sights, one image is hardly the least, sir. So many changes, so many nights ... to see Eli Manning's keister. The bard of NY Giants football. Beautiful. Disgusting.

"The current owners removed a number of walls and used soft, neutral tones to create a very spacious, open concept."

Laugh Laff. If laughter is the best medicine, this guy's a placebo.

Rush Limbaugh, Balloon Boy.

Open Mic

'Without further ado, I will now choose my favourite microphone.'

'I heard he was funny.'

"Here's another depressing song about me."

Uncomfortably open Mike night.

"I will not mince words, but may slice, dice, and finely chop."

"And now, let’s welcome our keynote speaker... I truly have no idea who this person is, that’s how good and ghosty they are."

"Mother, please!"

'Norman needed some help with his presentation technique'

International Brotherhood of Audio Engineers: 'Is this thing on?'