Online Video Fan Pillows

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"The video of you eating my $700 John Varvatos got 300 'likes.'"

"We're not really fighting, mom. We just need a little drama for our YouTube channel. Subscribers equal money."

"We're making a video of us watching TV so we can watch ourselves watching TV...later."

"No, I don't play. I just watch people play on the internet."

"The days of 'herding cats' are over: my friends and I meet through video-conferencing now..."

"I may have been the runt of the litter, but online I'm the alpha dog."

"You spend far too much time on social media, Joe!"

"And they all lived happily ever after? Boy, that's not the version I found on YouTube!"

"Why, pray, am I not on YouTube?"

"I love to watch cat videos on the internet!"

"I don't do videos for fame and fortune, I do them for catnip and belly rubs."

". . . and I wish he's shut up for a few minutes!"

Sadie, I want to show you something. This is a great new Youtube video. Check it out. That's some random person doing hula hoop and singing a show tune. That. Makes. Me. So. Mad. Action. Aaaaahhhh.

"Tell you what, just tweet me your order when you're ready."

"My first video flopped. Okay. Bad script. But then I did a walk-on for Disney and wound up with a three-video streaming deal."

"Long story short, the video of me losing the sheep went viral on ewe-tube...and here I am!"

Boss? I got a memo saying you want me to stop looking t so many Sirius Disclosure videos on Youtube. The past few days, you and your online girlfriend have been frequenting those videos and the associated Facebook group. Has it occurred to you that if we really do have contact with aliens ... if there really are twelve races, including reptilians who sign your payche - I mean, who control everything - that there's a reason they're keeping all this a secret? Very. Bad. Man. I've compiled a playli

"I think Fifi has starred in enough videos for a while."

'Of course I just retweet everything I see - I'm a parrot.'

'Well, you appear to be free of infection, but your colonoscopy video has gone viral.'

'I miss the days when the only thing I couldn't work was the video.'

'No Kevin, no one squealed on you. I saw your prank on YouTube.'

'The problem isn't your high definition television, it's your low definition eyes.'

Going to a split screen doesn't count as a second opinion, doctor.

I guess videos are getting easier to make.

"This is the Internet wing."

Jackie Weaver

'A lot of students are absent. There's a viral video going around.'

We guard the house, fetch the paper, provide companionship, and he gets a million views on YouTube by chasing a moth!

"Sorry, but I don't see the 'Litter Box Challenge' going viral."

"He binge watches TED talks about getting the upper hand with cats."

'How do you plan on attracting visitors to an antisocial website?'

What're you doing?! Your contract forbids you from watching "cute baby videos" on YouTube. Cute baby videos lead to employees wanting to have cute babies of their own. Having babies leads to employees asking for raises and time off. I don

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