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A member of the Mafia checking out Youse Tube.

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'3 Second Loading Zone.'

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

"Can I keep them? I found him on the internet?"

"Would you like to keep eighty-seven tabs open?"

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."

"Stinkin' fake news!"

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

Updated Classis: Alice Through the You Tube.

"That's odd. I visited an antibacterial soap website, and my computer got a virus."

Obsession with the Internet.

'You must have been wearing your beer googles.'

"Lazy? I've been social-networking my ass off."

"Sorry, website closed for lunch."

"The video of you eating my $700 John Varvatos got 300 'likes.'"

Dad Trophies

Man doing a search on a computer

Addicted to Facebook...lost internet connection.

"You've got computer-breath."

'Hey, what happened to my cookies?'

Travelogue

"I've grown numb to exclamation points."

"We're not really fighting, mom. We just need a little drama for our YouTube channel. Subscribers equal money."

'We no longer look at résumés. We go straight to your Facebook page.'

"I wish I could lay there all day watching funny cat videos..."

nstead of looking at fish bowl, a kid watches the fish on TV as they are being video taped.

Online Shopping.

'I've been googling your condition and I'm afraid to say...I think I might have it myself.'

"Alright. What should we watch first - the Youtube video or the comments below?"

"Get used to verifications. In the court of the internet, you are presumed a robot until proven otherwise."

'We're there already? I'm still watching my video!'