Internet Video Mugs

'Youtube 'live'!'

Updated Classis: Alice Through the You Tube.

"I, TikTok."

"The video of you eating my $700 John Varvatos got 300 'likes.'"

'Dad, would you ming standing up, then accidentally tripping on the dog and falling flat on your face? I'll try to get it in one shot.'

"That's the trouble with cute kittens - they attract a lot of traffic."

"We're not really fighting, mom. We just need a little drama for our YouTube channel. Subscribers equal money."

"Alright. What should we watch first - the Youtube video or the comments below?"

"Can you take a video of me attacking the garbage so I can post it on Instagram?"

"The Master Builder...is that a play by Ibsen, or a YouTube video?"

"He's in a meeting, but you have 25 seconds to leave a video message."

"It's my support group for Zoom fatigue syndrome."

E=Equals

"Nick, are you listening or just buffering again?"

"What're you doing? Your contract forbids you from watching 'cute baby video' on YouTube."

"For far too long, we've missed out on the opportunity to profit from our videos."

Danger Noodle tho bored

"No, I'm not doing my homework, but I am watching a YouTube video of someone doing theirs."

Not only did I flunk my science presentation, it went viral on YouTube!

"I don't do videos for fame and fortune, I do them for catnip and belly rubs."

"It's such a pleasure to meet you - you look even sleepier in person than you do on YouTube."

"I love to watch cat videos on the internet!"

Grumpy Cow

"YouTube's one thing, but cats will never make it on the big screen."

"When you said something about a stream, I thought you were talking about video."

'He wanted to know if anyone had ever brought out a keep-fat video.'

"Why, pray, am I not on YouTube?"

Guess what else I found on Youtube, Randy? Evidence Vladimir Putin is an immortal. There are two photos of soldiers who look exactly like Putin, taken in 1941 and way back in 1920. Exactly like him. Could be they're related. The notion of genetics is a huge conspiracy by the immortals. I found that out on Youtube.

A Youtube video explained what I've been sensing for years: The auto industry is about to implode. It's going so well. But the average incentive per car is soaring. That means they're trying harder and harder to maintain sales. I saw another video that explains why: More and more people are leasing cars, because the lizard people have put fluoride in the water. Just 'cause one Youtube channel's legit, doesn't mean they all are. NASA's in on it too.

'Thanks for allowing these high school students to watch your surgery. Check it out on YouTube!'

"I forgot my homework, but there's a video of me doing it on youtube."

With the evening all to herself, Kate put on her 'UPS Drivers Gone Wild' video.

"I think Fifi has starred in enough videos for a while."

"After viewing the video footage, it wasn't the dog making the mess, after all..."

"The operation was a success. Thank goodness for YouTube videos!"