Online Safety Officer T-Shirts

The Dangers of Social Media

"I'm going to need a little more for the root cause than, who'da thunk."

"One more time, Mr Claus - who sold you the data?"

'You know too much,'

"This is probably not the time to admit I only joined the force because I figured we'd just be chasing cat burglars."

Airport Security.

"It's not the first time he'd been warned about wearing a long tie when leaning over the shredder."

'You're right. Our old safety files have become a safety concern.'

TSA Noah

"Jimmy, I want you to meet our new safety officer."

'I'm afraid that serves you right for not wearing your safety goggles!'

'Nobody ever before had took much notice of Granny's homemade flour-sack bloomers.'

The Scanner Of Love.

"I suppose you want the rest of the day off!"

"Well the good news is that we did save a little money by not investing in cyber crime protection...."

Updated Stories. The Wicked Witch Of The West Tries A New Tactic To Get The Ruby Slippers. Security Checkpoint. Remove your shoes, please.

"So, Mr Canary, I see you have experience as a mine safety specialist..."

"Looks like Brandon got caught with his hand in the password jar."

AI Safety Officer

"I spy with my little eye…"

Time Out For Teddy

Scarecrows guarding a field

European Union Health and Safety Direcorate rules

"Thanks for considering me for the job as head of cybersecurity, but I already hacked into your network and gave myself the job."

Job Safety - Pumpkin.

"The sky looks blue because your protective lenses are tinted, dear."

"Remember, when you back up, make that 'beep beep' sound."

Health and safety notice falling on builder.

Safety Barriers

The Dangers of National Safety Week.

Dr Ed Henderson demonstrates that it IS possible for someone to become too familiar with the safety rules.

"Since we installed the video surveillance system we're losing fewer socks."

Presidential surveillance ass!"

'Keep an eye on that one. He looks like a sketchy character to me.'

'Yeah, the job's got great benefits, but mainly I like the safe work environment.'