Online Safety Officer Mugs

The Dangers of Social Media

"I'm going to need a little more for the root cause than, who'da thunk."

'You know too much,'

"This is probably not the time to admit I only joined the force because I figured we'd just be chasing cat burglars."

Airport Security.

"It's not the first time he'd been warned about wearing a long tie when leaning over the shredder."

"Jimmy, I want you to meet our new safety officer."

'I'm afraid that serves you right for not wearing your safety goggles!'

TSA Noah

'You're right. Our old safety files have become a safety concern.'

"I suppose you want the rest of the day off!"

'Nobody ever before had took much notice of Granny's homemade flour-sack bloomers.'

"Well the good news is that we did save a little money by not investing in cyber crime protection...."

"Looks like Brandon got caught with his hand in the password jar."

Time Out For Teddy

AI Safety Officer

"So, Mr Canary, I see you have experience as a mine safety specialist..."

Scarecrows guarding a field

European Union Health and Safety Direcorate rules

"Thanks for considering me for the job as head of cybersecurity, but I already hacked into your network and gave myself the job."

Job Safety - Pumpkin.

Health and safety notice falling on builder.

"The sky looks blue because your protective lenses are tinted, dear."

"Remember, when you back up, make that 'beep beep' sound."

'Keep an eye on that one. He looks like a sketchy character to me.'

Safety Barriers

The Dangers of National Safety Week.

Presidential surveillance ass!"

Dr Ed Henderson demonstrates that it IS possible for someone to become too familiar with the safety rules.

"Since we installed the video surveillance system we're losing fewer socks."

'Yeah, the job's got great benefits, but mainly I like the safe work environment.'

'We have some facts about you that you don't remember, some that you thought were really secret, and some that never even happened.'