Online Romancer Gifts

'He was taller online!'

"Ooh, this looks nice. Would you like to go for a scroll?"

'How's the on-line dating going?' 'I think I might be having a relationship with a computer virus.'

A woman with a laptop

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'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

Right click for yes...

Online Dating

'Of all the women who responded to my dating profile, you had the best emoticon.'

Mobile phones and long distance relationships,

"Don't take this the wrong way, Howard, but I'd like to go back to having an on-line relationship."

"Do you...enter name...take...enter name...to be your...choose one from the pull down menu...click the I do icon now please."

"Romeo,Romeo. Are you online,Romeo"

"I'm looking for a data plan that will be constantly out of service so I can tell my dates I didn't mean to ghost them."

'Psst! I'll show you my password if you show me yours!!'

"We even tried cyber sex, but the line was always busy."

'George and I met on line!'

'Jeremy and I have decided to take our online relationship to a new level - real life.'

'Roy proposed to me in an email, but my spam filter rejected it.'

'Let me know if you want me to adjust the webcam.'

You Don't Know Me But I Work Across The Road.

"I'm still in shock. He had such a trustworthy avatar."

''Udate.com'... well I bet THAT's work related.'

Noah's Ark: "It worked for the others."

'Jenny.Schwartz@procom.net...meet Andrew626@aol.com.'

"I hear 'mysterious' when you call me creepy."

Carpal Tunnel of Love.

"I'm sorry. I thought I'd cancelled my computer dating membership years ago!"

Computer Dating Service: Be Careful What You Wish For!

You have: 2,010,597 matches!

"Phew! No messages"

Yin/Yang Dating

'I don't think we should rush into anything. Let's exchange photos first.'

'I'm from the computer dating agency.'

"So, uh, your profile said you oil... what's that all about?"