Internet Romancer Gifts

"Romeo,Romeo. Are you online,Romeo"

'Roy proposed to me in an email, but my spam filter rejected it.'

'We've got to stop seeing each other...my wife is getting suspicious!'

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

Right click for yes...

Online Dating

"Here's one, Matey! 'Must Love Parrots.'"

I don't need lobster and music and wine....

Mobile phones and long distance relationships,

"Do you...enter name...take...enter name...to be your...choose one from the pull down menu...click the I do icon now please."

Online marriage ceremony.

"We even tried cyber sex, but the line was always busy."

'Psst! I'll show you my password if you show me yours!!'

Cyber Love

'I like you, Susan, you have an intuitive interface.'

'Oh - My - God - I think I'm virtually married.'

"Ooh, this looks nice. Would you like to go for a scroll?"

'He was taller online!'

Online Dating Tip 1: Don't Get Angry

"Siri, find me someone better."

'Let me know if you want me to adjust the webcam.'

"I'm going to be honest with you, Noah. I've been virtually seeing someone else."

A woman with a laptop

You Don't Know Me But I Work Across The Road.

''Udate.com'... well I bet THAT's work related.'

"I'm sorry. I thought I'd cancelled my computer dating membership years ago!"

Carpal Tunnel of Love.

"I tried a dating website and found true love. She confides all her personal problems to me, and even her bank account number."

Computer Dating Service: Be Careful What You Wish For!

Robot wants fembot

"I can't tell whether you're gazing into my eyes or checking your e-mail."

You have: 2,010,597 matches!

'I don't think we should rush into anything. Let's exchange photos first.'

Yin/Yang Dating

Will you merge your blog to mine?