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"Nurse! Call the doctor, I've found out what is wrong with me."

Pounding speeds up the computer.

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

'Here's MY information highway!'

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"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

Thank you for not doing research that has already been done.

Man doing a search on a computer

'An encyclopedia? I don't know. Let's look up what it is on Wikipedia.'

'It's nothing that a few stem cells and 75 years of research can't fix.'

'After researching our dream vacation online with reviews, commentaries, we cams and pictures, we felt we'd been there and didn't need the trip!'

Travelogue

'Those are my triplets. Com, Net and Org Barnes.'

'Maybe we have the wrong subject for this brain mapping project.'

"Alright. What should we watch first - the Youtube video or the comments below?"

"We no longer have to hide. Bigfoot hunters now only search for us online. It's going to be lonely around here."

'Ask your computer.'

'Do you have 4G up here?'

Peer-reviewed journal publication.

"I may have been the runt of the litter, but online I'm the alpha dog."

"If you prayed to Google instead of God, you might get a constructive response."

"Home is where the WiFi is."

I e-bay t-shirt.

"Do you have a link I can click on that removes me from all future conversations with you?"

"Stop! Information overload. I need to rebuffer."

>Enter new password: BEEF STEW >Password not stroganoff.

"I'm not going to shoot the messenger, but I'm also not going to renew his grant."

'That book is still floating around the system.'