Online Ordering Novice Pillows

"I'm still trying to get used to ordering food online."

"I know, I know, every time we come here, I swear I'm going to try something new, but I always end up getting the same thing."

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

Drink for me and my hot mamma. Now! We don't serve beer. Latte. Two, punk! Decaf. You don't want to see him angry. Also, low-foam and soy milk would be great. You don't want to see him gassy. Can I get one of those little Twizzler sticks to stir it with? Cube of brown sugar, please. And one nonfat blueberry scone! Two! I'd like to see how John Wayne would've ordered a fancy coffee drink.

'Come on, you can help me to choose some lovely wallpaper.'

The Official Covid-19 Diet

Amazon Drones Delivering Babies

"Amazon's new A.I. just 'gets' me."

'I found him on the internet.'

"Well - I've either bought a pack of table napkins, or adopted a Siberian tiger cub..."

"I learned how to shop online, mommy. If you see a series of tractor trailers arrive, it's just the rest of the stuff I ordered."

"Do you remember ordering 1,345 cans of tuna?"

'Bread, milk, cereal, sugar, sausage, potatoes, beans, biscuits. Click! So easy, but I do miss the sexy till lady.'

'You'll be getting $5,000 worth of doggy treats this week. If your owner sees the charge on his credit card, you don't know me.'

Online Shopping.

Twas the week before Christmas and all thru the house

North Pole twinned with Amazon

Gracious, child...bubbling cauldrons of potions are old hat. I get mine over the internet, delivered frozen and ready for the microwave!

"My scoop-back tank comes in Mango, Morning Glory, and Scallion. Don's Maori surfers are available in Iris, Mustard, and Prawn."

"Let's go back to our cabana, get into bed and shop online."

'It's amazing what you can get on e-Bay these days.'

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"We just got our online schooling exam results..."

'I love to see you all so busy!'

"Didn't I warn you about buying medication from the internet?!"

I e-bay t-shirt.

"I need a pitchfork that's just a pitchfork."

"YAY! FREE SHIPPING!"

"We can do it on the net now... so it's off to the knackery for you."

'Did you auction off our house on eBay?'

'The little piggy went to market, this little piggy stayed home and shopped online...'

'You've got to give Tom credit. When he's searching for parts for his car online, nothing bothers him...and I mean nothing!'

'Man, I've bought heaps on my credit card this month...It always amazes me...How many things I'd rather have than money.'

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Starbucks doubles its sales by devising a way to sell coffee over the Internet,