Online Orchestra T-Shirts

Conducting a blue bird.

No Elgar!

Theorbo

Orchestra.

Bad Timbre: the world's first Garage Philharmonic Orchestra

'OK, everybody...'Louie, Louie' from the top!'

The Hey Diddle Diddle Orchestra

Taking a peek at the audience

"I guess someone got up on the wrong side of the podium today."

"It was romantic during dinner, but now it's getting kind of creepy."

Wikipedia...

'Incredibly Inexpensive Sound Engineers. Pretty Good Sound Engineers, 12 the price, 23 the quality. You'll hardly notice the occasional feedback.'

Malcolm Sargent

Music Lessons

Occupational Hazards.

Violin family at Christmas

"Ah yes, I know this bit...it's from the advert!"

Team Flute

Cello Concert

'I'll be conducting Mahler 3 as the guests arrive.'

I love my Uke.

Doggy conductor

Gustav Holst

Pianist carrying his instrument.

Team Cello

No Bruch!

A woman playing the flute

Animal Band.

"How awful! - was he a band, or an orchestra conductor?"

Ennio Morricone

Violinist.

A Lightning Conductor.

'I don't care what your chat group says. I say you're becoming overly dependent on technological gadgetry.'

'...and on Bass...'

Wiz Fipple and his Circadian Rhythms.