Online Minister Prints

"Things have been pretty quiet around here since folks started worshipping online."

Pajama Day 743

'Irwin graduates from an online course today.'

'It's not as picturesque as the old steeple but it's saving a fortune in electricity bills!'

"I've been studying reverse psychology at Tonga Tech Online University."

'I don't care what your chat group says. I say you're becoming overly dependent on technological gadgetry.'

The mobile -priest was keen to use modern technology to 'keep in touch' with his parishioners!

"Virtual Reality glasses. Well, I said my sermon would let them see the real difference between Heaven and Hell this morning"

'We beseech thee oh Lord, tweet us they word.'

"When did tweeting become such an angry thing?"

'Our church funds seem to be in the computer cloud of unknowing.'

Tiddles completes his doctorate.

'What does it profit a man to gain the whole world and lose his internet provider?'

'The reading is from my brand new mobile phone.'

"And the weird shall inherit the Earth, for their ways are difficult for A.I. algorithms to figure out."

doom.com

"You may need to pep up your sermons, sir. Some of the members are requesting WIFI in the pews."

"OMG! 12 followers already...this thing could go viral."

Bishop looking at 'friends annointed' website.

"And the meek, aided by social media pester power, shall inherit the world."

"Why do I bother to evangelize online when no one listens?"

'When pastors take sports analogies too far...'

"Believe me, the e-check is in the e-mail."

'It's nice to talk to you, Ms. Ponvert, but I need to get back to the blog I'm writing about people becoming more computer nerdy.'

'Since you got your laptop you lost your lap.'

"I suppose a lot of people do their worshipping online these days."

"If I use twitter to communicate, does that make me a twit?"

'New Charismatic'