Online Health Sleuth Prints

"I'm not feeling too great. Maybe I'll ask WebMD what's wrong with me."

'We don't have a cure for your ailment but there is an appropriate app available.'

Feel alienated by technology? Tell me more. Press 1 for yes, 2 for no.

'I checked my symptoms on the internet and I think I might be dead!'

Don't look know, but I think you're being Googled.

"I have to tell you, I got a totally different diagnosis from someone named PookyPoo on medi-answer.com."

"I've already go t a diagnosis from homedoc.com..."

That's my diagnosis. If you want a second opinion, I will ask my Smart Phone

'This new diet drug comes as a pill, patch, or as a phone app with Siri saying, don't eat so much.'

'I see you have some blended content. Some of it's tue, some of it's false.'

"Your internet researched analysis of your condition and treatment is impressive,and it would be 100% on target...if you were a goat!"

You have a hangover!

"I looked up my symptoms on the internet and I'm worried that I might be dead."

Hypochondriac at two computers. One reads 'Internet diagnosis', other says 'Second opinion'.

"Give a man an exam and he'll be healthy for a day; teach a man to examine himself and he'll be healthy for a lifetime."

"I appreciate your researching solutions on the Internet, but there is little evidence to show twig broth and changing will help your condition."

"How's the self-diagnosis coming?"

"What other diseases have you seen on TV that you'd like to be reassured you don't have?"

"That's my diagnosis, and don't waste time looking it up. I've already consulted with Siri and Alexa."

"Well, if you followed me on twitter, you'd already know your diagnosis."

'I love this RX site - I can look up prices for all of my unaffordable medicine around town!'

"I don't know what this test is for, so I'm ordering it for yo out of curiosity."

'The web is a great educational tool for wine lovers. Right now, Jim is learning how much his brother spent on the bottle he gave for his birthday.'

'I think Duncan's so right for you, now I've done the web check,'

'Don't believe everything you read on the net.'

"Visiting your health club's website is a start, but I'd prefer you actually go there and exercise."

"I don't care what it said when you looked up your symptoms on the internet. You arenot Anorexic."

'I've looked up my symptoms on the internet and I've either got...'

I've looked up my symptoms on the internet and I've either got swine fever,rift valley fever,bovine spongiform encelophalopathy,bluetongue or a stubbed toe!

'Let's make a deal, doc. I'll stop diagnosing myself on the internet when you start making house calls again.'

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