Online Health Sleuth Prints

"I'm not feeling too great. Maybe I'll ask WebMD what's wrong with me."

'We don't have a cure for your ailment but there is an appropriate app available.'

'I'm sorry, Jason. I don't date anyone new until I've googled them.'

Feel alienated by technology? Tell me more. Press 1 for yes, 2 for no.

'I checked my symptoms on the internet and I think I might be dead!'

Don't look know, but I think you're being Googled.

"I have to tell you, I got a totally different diagnosis from someone named PookyPoo on medi-answer.com."

"I've already go t a diagnosis from homedoc.com..."

That's my diagnosis. If you want a second opinion, I will ask my Smart Phone

'This new diet drug comes as a pill, patch, or as a phone app with Siri saying, don't eat so much.'

'I see you have some blended content. Some of it's tue, some of it's false.'

"Your internet researched analysis of your condition and treatment is impressive,and it would be 100% on target...if you were a goat!"

You have a hangover!

"I looked up my symptoms on the internet and I'm worried that I might be dead."

Hypochondriac at two computers. One reads 'Internet diagnosis', other says 'Second opinion'.

"Give a man an exam and he'll be healthy for a day; teach a man to examine himself and he'll be healthy for a lifetime."

"I appreciate your researching solutions on the Internet, but there is little evidence to show twig broth and changing will help your condition."

"What other diseases have you seen on TV that you'd like to be reassured you don't have?"

"How's the self-diagnosis coming?"

"That's my diagnosis, and don't waste time looking it up. I've already consulted with Siri and Alexa."

'I love this RX site - I can look up prices for all of my unaffordable medicine around town!'

"Well, if you followed me on twitter, you'd already know your diagnosis."

'The web is a great educational tool for wine lovers. Right now, Jim is learning how much his brother spent on the bottle he gave for his birthday.'

'I think Duncan's so right for you, now I've done the web check,'

"I don't know what this test is for, so I'm ordering it for yo out of curiosity."

I'd like you to get out more.

'Don't believe everything you read on the net.'

"Visiting your health club's website is a start, but I'd prefer you actually go there and exercise."

"I don't care what it said when you looked up your symptoms on the internet. You arenot Anorexic."

'I've looked up my symptoms on the internet and I've either got...'

'Okee-dokey... Let's just see how your diagnosis and treatment plan compare to what webMD.com has to say...'

I've looked up my symptoms on the internet and I've either got swine fever,rift valley fever,bovine spongiform encelophalopathy,bluetongue or a stubbed toe!

'Let's make a deal, doc. I'll stop diagnosing myself on the internet when you start making house calls again.'

Private data theft

"I've already consulted WebMD. I'm just here for a second opinion."