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'First there was Pinter-esque. Then there was Pinter-est.'

"You're losing the audience. Switch to the Powerpoint presentation."

Networking

Obsession with the Internet.

"You be the moral grandstander and I'll be the politically incorrect troll."

Target your customer.

'Or you can rent by the week...'

'Jeff is a tackle on his online college football team.'

Cheer up – at least #et_tu is trending.

Teacher getting the childrens attention by pretending to be on television.

Data Extraction Social Media Theme Park

'We seem to have more luck getting people to accept cookies rather than broccoli when they visit websites.'

'Something that'll get me googled,'

Telecommuting doesn't hold up well during team building trust exercises.

Facebook maze.

I never finished our book. Me neither. I was reading another one. Me too. Totally addictive. Then let's choose that one for next month. Great. Facebook works for me! It's bookmarked!

'This is Thompson, he'll be getting your tea department online and working on it's global brand.'

"I would like some facebook friends for Christmas."

Weapons of Mass Comparison

"I don't . . . . the look of this...."

'I don't have time to answer individual questions, but you can subscribe to my PODCAST.'

"Damn it, when things were going well there was nothing but eye contact."

'Looks like I was wrong. Apparently I can have more loathing for this era...'

"They said marriage licenses are in room 11."

Lapdog realizing he's lost his job to a tablet.

'it's a networking tool.'

"Mind the cliff..."

"LinkedIn has finally paid off - it got me two new followers on Twitter."

So begins the twitter wars.

You know how I was watching "Highway to Heaven" on Youtube? Yeah. You loved it, but then once you saw that "Birds of a Feather" episode, you hated it. Yeah. But now I love it again, because of season 2 episode 18: "To Bind the Wounds." Particularly the scene starting at 36 minutes and 11 seconds, and the rest of the way through. By the end of it, I was sobbing like a baby. I don't think there's anything worse than a grown man sobbing at his iPhone. You can see me sob at the 43:28 mark in my reac

I'm no longer on Twitter. I ran out of interesting things to say. Now I'm on Quitter.

Fanaticism in social networks

Online vs. Offline Behaviour

"So, it's cultural miss-appropriation, is it?"

"Agreed, church attendances have tanked, but you've picked up a sizable following on instagram."