Online Engagement Analyst T-Shirts

'First there was Pinter-esque. Then there was Pinter-est.'

Networking

Obsession with the Internet.

"You be the moral grandstander and I'll be the politically incorrect troll."

Target your customer.

'Or you can rent by the week...'

Teacher getting the childrens attention by pretending to be on television.

Data Extraction Social Media Theme Park

'We seem to have more luck getting people to accept cookies rather than broccoli when they visit websites.'

Telecommuting doesn't hold up well during team building trust exercises.

'This is Thompson, he'll be getting your tea department online and working on it's global brand.'

Weapons of Mass Comparison

"I don't . . . . the look of this...."

'I don't have time to answer individual questions, but you can subscribe to my PODCAST.'

"Damn it, when things were going well there was nothing but eye contact."

'Looks like I was wrong. Apparently I can have more loathing for this era...'

"Mind the cliff..."

"They said marriage licenses are in room 11."

"LinkedIn has finally paid off - it got me two new followers on Twitter."

So begins the twitter wars.

Fanaticism in social networks

"So, it's cultural miss-appropriation, is it?"