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"Good boy."

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

"I don't like getting bogged down in details. I'm more of a big-picture guy."

'Oh my God. I love it!'

'Ah, Galagher, we made good use of your proposal.'

'If only every year was an election year.'

"It's a new target to target a time to reduce targets so that we'll be less target driven!"

"I think it's about time you started thinking outside of the box Harold."

Target your customer.

'As I walk through the halls, I see teachers teaching and students learning and I say to myself, 'what wonderful school, what a wonderful world.''

"I've given up on the novel. There's more money in writing inspirational memes."

'With these video-phones, there's just too much documentation on all my promises.'

'I'd like your permission to enter into pre-nuptial negotiations...'

'I want ideas so bold, so wildly innovative, so undeniably brilliant that they retain a shred of originality after everyone picks them to pieces.'

"For my next trick, I'll need a volunteer, a fake knife, and a mirrored box with a secret compartment."

"And lastly, for my infinite perseverance, self-control and fortitude, I'd like to thank the Internet trolls."

'You're good with people. Just tell him to go fuck himself.'

'Are we there yet, I love surprises.'

'Floppo' lottery rebranding

'Oh my! He finally proposed!'

"To be clear you are willing to labor under misconceptions?"

'Would you merge your mutual fund with mine?'

"We're going to have to think outside the box to boost sales, minion."

"I already have the perfect hashtag!"

It is my mother's, she uses it as an anchor for our yacht.

With no clear winner, the debate ended in a tie breaker.

'The candidates campaign promises have been re-named campaign ideas to avoid lawsuits.'

Internet Cafe.

"Are we overthinking this?"