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"You're losing the audience. Switch to the Powerpoint presentation."

"Good boy."

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

"I don't like getting bogged down in details. I'm more of a big-picture guy."

'Oh my God. I love it!'

'Ah, Galagher, we made good use of your proposal.'

'If only every year was an election year.'

A business that thinks alike...sinks alike.

"I think it's about time you started thinking outside of the box Harold."

"It's a new target to target a time to reduce targets so that we'll be less target driven!"

'I know it's a bit unusual, but that's where he gets all the best ideas.'

Target your customer.

'As I walk through the halls, I see teachers teaching and students learning and I say to myself, 'what wonderful school, what a wonderful world.''

"I've given up on the novel. There's more money in writing inspirational memes."

'I'd like your permission to enter into pre-nuptial negotiations...'

'With these video-phones, there's just too much documentation on all my promises.'

'I want ideas so bold, so wildly innovative, so undeniably brilliant that they retain a shred of originality after everyone picks them to pieces.'

"For my next trick, I'll need a volunteer, a fake knife, and a mirrored box with a secret compartment."

'Are we there yet, I love surprises.'

"And lastly, for my infinite perseverance, self-control and fortitude, I'd like to thank the Internet trolls."

'You're good with people. Just tell him to go fuck himself.'

'Floppo' lottery rebranding

'Oh my! He finally proposed!'

"I already have the perfect hashtag!"

With no clear winner, the debate ended in a tie breaker.

'Would you merge your mutual fund with mine?'

"To be clear you are willing to labor under misconceptions?"

'The candidates campaign promises have been re-named campaign ideas to avoid lawsuits.'

Internet Cafe.

Copywriter's blank paper compared to the gridded screen of a content provider.

Pole Vault Rules

"We're going to have to think outside the box to boost sales, minion."

See? Whenever he's mad at me, he turns off his Touch ID sensor.

It is my mother's, she uses it as an anchor for our yacht.