Online Debates Mugs

"Thank you for participating in this poll, but because your answers do not coincide with your social media rantings, you're obviously lying."

"Gerald says there's quite a lively debate online about Israel."

"He used to think he was his own worst enemy..."

The Internet

The Proust of Twitter

Hello, my name is riskyy@ronny5 and I am addicted to comments boards.

'Don't bite. They're trolling again.'

"We broke up. I wanted a proprietary platform - she wanted open source."

"I had a great weekend... My Grandpa talked about the war again and my Dad about his most daring facebook comments!"

"Honey, come quick! This guy in the comments section just solved the Middle East crisis."

'I can watch T.V. shows on the computer, so who needs a TV?'

"I'm suffering the unbearable loneliness of being right on the internet."

"Not now, honey. Daddy's arguing with strangers about the sexual orientation of puppets."

Unsocial Networking.

"I know you're wrong, I just can't get the computer to say it yet."

"I can tell you about this article or you can just read the comments online."

"I learned my social skills on social media. . . what's it to you anyway you stupid cow?!"

"Whatever the politicians might decide, I'm well prepared because I've got enough hate comments for the next five years!"

Every man and his dog gets to have an opinion on social media.

"Now Eve wants free contraceptives."

'Don't internalise that simmering rage -- get it out of your system on website comments sections.'

"Great! Now I'm torn between whether to post rants on X or Meta."

"Hmm... I wonder what I can find to trigger my self-righteous indignation today..?"

"They're powered by Internet outrage."

"It's the first law of social media."

"Yeah yeah, nice, but how many online followers do you have?"

"You never told me what you thought of 'Wolverine.'" "I was waiting." "For what?" "For the consensus." "My own immediate reaction to any piece of entertainment could be biased. I need to read tweets and posts before I settle on a verdict." "If my view differs too much from the hive mind, it's not valid."