Online Debate Enthusiast Mugs

"Can't you express your outrage through hate comments? Your clothing consumption is getting expensive!"

"No now, honey. Daddy's arguing with strangers about the sexual orientation of puppets."

The First Asshole

"Stop reading political comments on social media!"

"Hmm... I wonder what I can find to trigger my self-righteous indignation today..?"

With Facebook doubts become certainties

"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."

"Of course he's smiling. He's getting $15,000 to give a lecture on free speech."

"No, I didn't steal your content. I just have your content's doppleganger."

We Tenatively Oppose War on Strictly Procedural Grounds

'The meek shall inherit the debt. The rich shall inherit the loopholes.'

'His best qualities are circumventing questions and evading answers.'

Oligarchy

Annual run-off at the mouth.

"Your Honor, we're going to go with the prosecution's spin."

"That's the last time I'm going to allow politics to be discussed in the office."

Dialogue

Ahem. I'm eating. Not now, please. Just one tiny question. Believers I American exceptionalism have always said we're the paragon of democracy. So I'm just wondering … How come one party is passing unnecessary laws that'll keep millions of us from voting? They're robbing us of our voice! Could've surprised me.

'Ignorance of the law is no excuse, especially when you're majoring in Law.'

'I'm a vegetarian.' - 'If it's so wrong to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?'

'This guy loves giving stump speeches. Ironically, they're all against deforestation.'

'Thank heavens! For a minute there I thought it was the news!'

Skeptic Tank.

"Now that's a win."

"Buzz off, Fly-boy. We don't need more accessories."

"Strawman argument terrorises conversation... News at eleven."

The Proust of Twitter

"That's five votes for In The Midst of Winter....three votes for The Hollow Ground....and, again, one vote for Moby-Dick."

Liberal Vote-Shaming Explained

Hello, my name is riskyy@ronny5 and I am addicted to comments boards.

I'm not making enough money to like you.

Denmark scrapped anti-blasphemy law!

"VP J.D. Vance called Donald: 'cynical asshole,' a 'moral disaster,' a 'total fraud,' an 'idiot,' and suggested he might be 'America’s Hitler.'"

'If no man is an island, then what the hell is no woman?'

Danae's Career Plans: 'The major product manufactured today is punditry, so I'm honing my argumentative skills to work my way to the top of the blow hard industry..my goal is to become a spin ninja...'