Online Connection Lover Mugs

Looks like all your Facebook friends sent you holiday greetings cards.

'Being the boss's yes-man used to be easier. Now you also have to 'like' him on facebook, follow him on Twitter, link with him on linked-in...'

Addicted to Facebook...lost internet connection.

'Yes, it is large for a smart phone, but then it does do absolutely everything.'

"Don't take this the wrong way, Howard, but I'd like to go back to having an on-line relationship."

"Good old Frank. He was always thinking of others."

"We're staying together for the sake of our facebook page..."

Paranoia vs Social Currency.

"And then she quote-tweeted my retweet of her subtweet, and the rest, as they say, is history."

"Look, Mom! A broadband digital subscriber line followed me home. Can we keep it?"

Online Dating for Dummies

Jimi Hendrix Website - PLEASE LEAVE FEEDBACK

Even though we have to keep our distance...

Bird to bird: 'If I'm not careful, I could twitter my life away.'

'Hello! Don't I know you from the internet?'

Bishop looking at 'friends annointed' website.

"I'm not sure the extent of it really comes across in a Zoom consultation, doctor."

Internet Dating Agency's - The download to your heart

'The internet brings everyone closer.'

Rats drawn to Facebook instead of Pied Piper.

'Hey, wait a second! Aren't we friends on Facebook?! You're Ralph's cousin,right? Yeah, we just friended each other last month.'

Join my network?

"I think mine likes yours, too!"

Follow Me on Twitter

Who needs Life? I've got Facebook!

'Either that figure's wrong or some of my eight billion facebook friends are imposters.'

Cyber Sex

"Somehow I'd always imagined that the melding of man and machine would result in someone of superhuman strength, rather than super connectivity."

"I'm sorry Tom, you're just not the man I 'friended'."

Status update...

For every two new Facebook friends I add, one old one unfriends me. Gee, that's too bad, Al. Actually, it's an improvement.

Rating Everyone & Everything on a scale of 1to10.com

Vote 'Yes' or 'No' on nothing in particular - click to see results.

They're free-range, but they never leave the wi-fi area.

'She dialed a wrong number and she and the other lady have been having fun ever since.'