Online Competitions Gifts

"Holding an open contest on social media and announcing the winner may not be the most secure way to pick a password."

No, you idiots, they don't include a "comments" section.

Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'

Brian was very proud of his dog.

Bowled over again!

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

"England losing from a penalty shootout again!"

'My imaginary playmate can whip your imaginary playmate!'

'He went in for the Worst Singer and won first prize in the Gurning competition at the same time!'

"So then the VP of Sales looks right at me and says 'Larry, what's going on? We don't have any traction in the market.' Like it's MY fault!"

I only root so hard for my time because I hate your team so much.

'Tony, you always try to lead.'

'Your shoe's untied.'

'You wouldn't happen to be sitting on my entry to the straightest runner bean competition?'

"I just want you to know that promotion, this office, and those Luna bars were mine!"

Tension filled the tent.

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

"Did you know that when my mom played soccer, only the winner got a trophy?"

The rocket powered skiier

'I've tried all night without potting a ball.' - 'Try taking away the wooden frame.'

10 K Tail-Chase

'How about a game of cards?'

Monica Seles

Big Hank's shooting gallery.

'Gee, you beat Roger again!'

I think this interleague play is getting out of hand.

Ratminton

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

The Alpha Seltzer

I love your enthusiasm, girls, but we're not opening a can of whoop-ANYTHING.

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

The First Annual Game Show Week.

"Eat my dust!"

'You must be fast, agile and unflappable! Having fun just got serious ponies....welcome to gymkhana!

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes