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"I just feel fortunate to live in a world with so much disinformation at my fingertips."

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

"Teleconferencing makes it just like they're in the room with us - things are unclear and difficult to understand."

'Don't bite. They're trolling again.'

'Those enormous worldwide internet communities.'

"Alright. What should we watch first - the Youtube video or the comments below?"

"I may have been the runt of the litter, but online I'm the alpha dog."

"Do you have a link I can click on that removes me from all future conversations with you?"

"That was before I found this amazing new way to earn $$$ working from home."

"Social media makes it impossible to see, hear or speak no evil."

"Honey, come quick! This guy in the comment section just solved the Middle East crisis."

A bill poster pasting up a wanted poster of himself.

Computer spying.

"Today I'm going to search and scroll and swipe and binge."

'No, I'm not writing to Santa, I'm writing a blog questioning the validity of Santa, since he has no web presence.'

"I learned my social skills on social media. . . what's it to you anyway you stupid cow?!"

The Tangents talk it over.

'It turns out it wasn't an Internet scam after all. It was just a really bad investment idea.'

"Remember when we used to waste our entire lives for free?"

"Not now, honey. Daddy's arguing with strangers about the sexual orientation of puppets."

Unsocial Networking.

'Today we learned if it ain't on Google, it ain't worth knowing.'

'These online fantasy worlds are great fun. I can be ‘Dave the Accountant' from Birmingham.'

'And whenever I attempt cybersex, my computer freezes.'

"Mom, can we get a pet so I can use its name in answering a password security question?"

"Whatever the politicians might decide, I'm well prepared because I've got enough hate comments for the next five years!"

How do they know me so well?

'My friend Andy is outside with his laptop. He wants to know if I can come out and blog.'

"I just wish I hadn't spent most of my life reading the comments below online news articles"

"I'm getting old. . . I only got 17 hate comments!"