Online Commentary Explorer Mugs

"I just feel fortunate to live in a world with so much disinformation at my fingertips."

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

"Teleconferencing makes it just like they're in the room with us - things are unclear and difficult to understand."

'Don't bite. They're trolling again.'

'Those enormous worldwide internet communities.'

"We do have on item the internet hasn't already beaten into the ground, ad nauseam."

"Alright. What should we watch first - the Youtube video or the comments below?"

Egguy JUMP!! 62 Eggs like this. Gr'Egg LOL. M'Egg OMG so funny!!!!! 3.

"I may have been the runt of the litter, but online I'm the alpha dog."

"Do you have a link I can click on that removes me from all future conversations with you?"

"That was before I found this amazing new way to earn $$$ working from home."

Computer spying.

Too many people post comments in the heat of anger. They strike while the ire is hot!

"Social media makes it impossible to see, hear or speak no evil."

"Honey, come quick! This guy in the comment section just solved the Middle East crisis."

A bill poster pasting up a wanted poster of himself.

"Today I'm going to search and scroll and swipe and binge."

'No, I'm not writing to Santa, I'm writing a blog questioning the validity of Santa, since he has no web presence.'

Unsocial Networking.

"Remember when we used to waste our entire lives for free?"

The Tangents talk it over.

'It turns out it wasn't an Internet scam after all. It was just a really bad investment idea.'

"Not now, honey. Daddy's arguing with strangers about the sexual orientation of puppets."

"I learned my social skills on social media. . . what's it to you anyway you stupid cow?!"

'Today we learned if it ain't on Google, it ain't worth knowing.'

'And whenever I attempt cybersex, my computer freezes.'

'These online fantasy worlds are great fun. I can be ‘Dave the Accountant' from Birmingham.'

"Mom, can we get a pet so I can use its name in answering a password security question?"

"I'm starting a Kickstarter campaign to fund a rival to Kickstarter."

"Whatever the politicians might decide, I'm well prepared because I've got enough hate comments for the next five years!"

Rudy, be reasonable. We can't have a functioning media if everyone starts putting up their own stories on the web. We need professional ethics. We need editing. We need fact-checking. We need

"I'm getting old. . . I only got 17 hate comments!"

'My friend Andy is outside with his laptop. He wants to know if I can come out and blog.'

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How do they know me so well?