Online Aspirant Gifts

What else is there to wish for?

"I used to want to be an astronaut, but now I think I'd rather be a billionaire space tourist."

'OK, the worn out carpeting proves I snack too much. Only one thing to do. Tomorrow I get prices on hardwood floors.'

'Most of all, I'd like to thank god. . .'

'In my opinion, hold out for a doctor.'

'My fortune says 'you can't be too thin, or too rich, or have too much computer memory'.'

'Frank said if he ever won a lot of money from online gambling, he wouldn't change, He lied,'

"I don't know which makes me happier: switching to natural gas to save money or watching the fight about fracking in order to get that gas."

"Not only is the grass greener, but check out that Mercedes!"

"That's the shoestring I started with. It was tied around 100 million dollars worth of stocks and bonds."

Gracie goes over to the college recruitment tent at a carnival.

'Buy this house sir, and you could be a star in a DIY make-over programme!'

'I'm hoping that this will take off and I will earn enough to pay my way through medical school some day.'

'May I have my allowance in gold bullion?'

Finally. A home exercise system that really is a clothes rack!

"Let's face it Simkins, the only way you'll ever get to medical school is by donating your body to science."

'I don't want to be president when I grow up - but I'd like to have enough money to run.'

'Your mum and I are thinking about giving your power of attorney...' - 'Yes! Yes! Yes! I'm rich! Rich!' - '...and now, strangely, I'm having second thoughts.'

'Sure, who wouldn't want to be a secretary. Secretary of State.'

'I don't usually deal with headhunters on jobs that pay $21,500.'

'Yes, well we all like money'

'What shall I do with these old books of yours? '

'I want to work for the IRS and scare people.'

'He's at the pinnacle, but not at the pinnacle of his PROFESSION.'

"I promise that this will be the last time that Daddy will ask you to help him post his resume online."

On 'Friends Reunited' everyone can claim to be a front page maodel for GQ Magazine.

"My social media posts never seem to go viral. It's more like bacterial."

'If you want to prepare for you retirement, why don't you buy a bank like I did?'

The Gentle Art of Not Running.

Unpublished Authors of the Big Bangs Theory

'Sure, I'm a millionaire on paper. Unfortunately, the paper isn't issued by the United States Mint.'

'Do you have any idea how big I am online?'

'It's not the peasants, majesty! They're college grads seeking career work.'

Fame without riches... Riches without fame.