Online Article Aficionado Pillows

"I haven't read it yet, but I've downloaded it from the Internet."

'Gloria, what do I have to do to share a fascinating online article about the surprising ways to use watermelon?'

"I caution everyone to avoid taking the first field reporter job that comes along."

'Look! The new long awaited, highly anticipated but ultimately disappointing novel by that guy you like.'

"Well, how do things look from where you sit?"

Oligarchy

"I love it when you use your 'All Things Considered' voice."

Man Reading Laptop.

"Where have you been? This content's not going to create itself."

Fear of news.

'...Next election voters will have a choice of democrat, republican and 'generic'.'

Twister:Rural Social Networking

"Wow. . . is that you, Mr Erdogan. . . Mr Kim Jong-un. . . Mr Putin. . . Mr Maduro. . . Mr. Bin-Salman. . . Mr al-Assad. . ."

'Hey!! What gives, there's nothing but a bunch of squiggly lines on this newspaper.'

"'C' is for free CONTENT!"

"...in other news: Google has been admitted to the United Stations..."

Hang in There Democracy!

"A newspaper has a responsibility to ensure that its readers are fully informed."

Putin's Mutual Destruction

Joe Biden

It's 10PM. Do you know who is in control of Pakistan's nukes?

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"

"Bad news on Wall Street today, as the bottom fell out of the market, the sides collapsed, and the top blew away."

"Sure, this camp has swimming, games, fishing, horseback riding and rock climbing. But, does it have Wi-Fi?"

'It has been revealed that a senior politician will criticise something in a speech. Later they will criticise the opposite of something, just in case.'

'In the belief that no news is good news, today's financial report has been cancelled.'

News on TV: 'At last, some good news from Iraq...Saddam's chamber of torture is being converted into a chamber of commerce.'

It's 10 P.M. does anyone know what 'sequestration' means?

Dictators Consuming the World

'Read ALL about IT! While we're STILL in Circulation!'

Hillary Clinton and American politics.

'War protestor': 'Oh no! Not this again...'

Shaman reads magazine entitled 'Witch Doctor'.