Onion Aficionados Pillows

'Do you have any last words? -- I'm going to smother you in onions.'

baby sweetcorn...

"Bloody hell!"

"So is this war movie rated R, rated PG, or rated RPG?"

'Football...Beer...Popcorn...that is Bernie's Stimulus Package.'

This Year's Spa

'I just got the medium popcorn this time.'

Cinemuck

"Let's see, we bought the giant pop corn, tow giant sodas, and a big box of candy. . . we were lucky the megaplex's loan department was open!"

Rap-scallions

Onion Tears

"So, how's your scary movie?"

'Now forget that I'm your boss and the CEO. How does my new product idea, Just the Lees, taste?'

'Welcome home, Dear. Your dinner is in the popcorn bowl.'

'I need enough for popcorn and a movie.'

'That chap really knows his onions!'

Repletion.

"Should we try that new place in the corner?"

"This oughtta be good...my lawyer is about to read my Will. I left everything to my cat Binky!"

'Ha ha, you're covered in Cinemuck!'

"Right-ho, Jeeves!"

"One coping mechanism I suggest to deal with uncertain times is to eat as much as you can, gain a lot of weight, and then go have a nap for six months or so."

It wasn't until years later that anyone would think to pop it.

'When I found iout you are what you eat, well, I'm nuts!'

'What, no onion rings?'

'Man, this guy's killing me!'

'Do you mind if I hold your hand, before it gets all buttery.'

"Mmm... Pumpkin spiced!"

"Most men have a tankard, but oh no, not you."

Reserve Ants

Deli Special - 2 bean salad: 'We ran out of red beans.'