Oncology Prints

'No thanks, I recently gave them up.'

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

Monster Baseball. The team's continuing to have some problems this season. Jekyll is good one day and bad the next. Dracula only shows up for night games. The Mummy is always covered in bandages and on the injured list. And King Kong can't keep his mind on the game --- Whenever he sees a pretty woman, he climbs up into the stands after her! At least Frankenstein has been pitching great again, just like when he was young! Yeah, he has a completely new arm!

'Hurry, wipe it off before Dad comes home!'

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

City Zoo: Day Care

"Good game."

"Can I borrow the car keys?"

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

Scottish Football Fan - "...and please Lord, let the result be against the run of play."

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

'I'm glad you guys could work this out in a reasonable manner.'

I like the Jets...I guess

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

'Wow! That was some world series, Ella! Both Pujols and Holland were just amazing...'

Football Fans

Wildlife

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

"I know what this is, it's what mum and dad call 'working from home'...

Cry babies.

'I'll make my final decision on that promotion of yours, after this game.'

"I think the most rewarding part of caring for elderly parents is when they call you because they don't want to bother the 9-1-1 people."

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

'You wanna play another round?' 'Sure....tender, another round!'

'Joe took the day off to go to the ball game. So I'll be sitting in for him until he gets back. Would you like me to fetch you something?'

"Couldn't you have just laughed instead of spelling 'LOL' in your alphabet soup?"

'My feet are killing me.'

"Studies show that children of immigrants are more likely to to take advanced math and science courses and more likely to take advanced placement tests in preparation for college."

A baby duck in a tiny car seat on the mother duck's back.

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

The Baby Walker

'I've had some baby sized clubs made.'

Santa Claus's Mail

'Ahhh...'