Onboarding T-Shirts

"Really, Baxter, we expected a bit more team spirit when you came onboard."

"Providing great customer care is of course important, but shall we start with how you manage forms TG-45S through to NSD-89b."

'This time we're going to do things right. And if that doesn't work, we'll just go back to stealing.'

A crowd of happy pet owners.

"I figure if I was still employed, I wouldn’t get to spend all this time with you!"

"I know we've had our differences in the past but if you scratch behind my ears I'll show you where the catnip is kept."

'He rides in the car with his head out the window a lot.'

'Slip Ahoy!'

'At this time, we would like to call those passengers who feel compelled to board before their row numbers are announced.'

'I love doing things with you, Dad but couldn't you just coach my soccer team?'

Speed of assimilation VS New team members

Ishmael's First Day on the Pequod was Full of Surprises: "A harpoon!? Don't you practice catch and release?"

D.I.Y with dad.

"People who don't believe in soulmates just haven't met the right animal."

Father and son with matching beer crates.

"I'd like my daughter to know something about engines."

'Carry on sailor, just keep swimming around the coast and stick your head up now and again.'

A man looking askance at a child on a tank-like skateboard

"Mom wants us to spend 'Quality time' together, so don't blame me."

"Today's flight is overbooked. Is there someone who would accept a free travel voucher in return for teaching us how to correctly book a flight?"

'It's only a few minutes before supper, but let's try. One, two, three...'

"Some day, son, all these aches and pains will be yours."

'Let daddy know if you get a bite.'

'Well, that does not yet look like a wall. Try it again, Liam!'

'Well, we still think you're a naughty boy, running away to sea like that!'

"My Son, of course there were only one set of footprints in the sand. I've got a hoverboard."

'I've been sentenced to five weeks while they go on holidays... What about you guys?'

'The only thing better than a good friends is a good friend with chocolate. Got any?'

Balloons Experiment

"Someday you'll understand the ways of the world...with the exception of tax and health insurance forms."

'A few of us are getting together after work for a little R&R. If you've got a blankie, you're welcome to join us.'

Hugs.

"And look, Papa, he shaves."

"We have a lot in common. We both hate homework, vegetables, bedtime, chores, long car trips. . ."

"Before it's too late, Dad, I want to take the opportunity to say 'I love you.'"