Olympic Participation Gifts

Olympic Bubble

Champions biting their medals

'What distance! Pity it wasn't the hammer!'

"I find that hugely offensive!"

'Me? Dislocated thumb from switching channels to catch all the Olympic events. . .'

"Mom, Mom, watch me!"

It's okay -- I'm training for the 2020 Olympics.

Bradley Wiggins

Beijing Olympics - Treadmill.

'All this viewing is an endurance event in itself...'

Small country advertisng at the Olympics

For the Wilsons, Gold Medalists Los Angeles '84, bathtime was always a ritual.

Olympic Climate

"This is his fifteenth successive Olympics."

'His 5 hour energy drink timed out. If only he had taken it 3 seconds later.'

'You'll never be the next Micheal Phelps if you don't start working on your breaststroke.'

The Olympic Booze-a-thon.

The London Olympic bid

Olympic Torch Training

Olympics create interest in curling.

Of all the times for us to run in to team GB's Olympic synchronised swimming squad!

'He's in training for the Olympics'

London Olympics.

Cat Olympics

"I'm dating an Olympic gymnast!"

Canadians celebrate first Olympic gold medal.

Honey, can you see the Olympic Village from up there?

"A game similar to baseball was first played in the Olympics in 1996." I didn't think "Jeapardy!" had any softball questions.

"This is their way of reminding us how we're losing our best hope for Olympic Gold."

Referees at the Original Olympics.

"I'm here to gets the gold"

'I'll wait for Harold one more year. He hasn't crossed the finish line yet from the 1932 Olympic's marathon.'

Olympic Jar Opening Event

He won't stop talking about being the fastest ever. He's a broken record about breaking a record.

'We're in luck! Not a word about steroids.'