Olympic Athlete Pillows

'The swimmers line up for this, the final heat, and surprise, surprise, It's the dog paddle.'

'There goes Tom Daley.'

South African Nursery Rhymes.

Cats at the Olympics

"I don't care what you want to hear - You're getting 'O Canada', not 'How much is that doggie in the window?'"

An Olympian's Moment

Self-isolation synchronised swimming

"I'm dating an Olympic gymnast!"

"Good game."

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

"Break his third chakra!" "Knock the dharma out of him!"

Life with a professional baseball catcher.

"Portrait of a Lady"

'I love your cardiovascular system!'

"Still, diving for it would look good on my college application.

'What distance! Pity it wasn't the hammer!'

'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'

What McWit lacks in speed he gains in nose.

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

'Hang in there, Larry, those endorphins will soon kick in.'

'Of course I'm on the pull - I'm a cricketer.'

"Lordy, I am such a klutz!"

Yearbook

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

Bullseye!

"Damn those dugout Martinis!"

"Tour de Frank"

Bringing Your Child To The Bicycle Race

'I do a lot of icing. It's part of my mellowness.'

'We need you to get onto those high balls coming over'

'Gee, you beat Roger again!'

A married couple share the same pole vault.

'Did you want to bring on a sub'

'Why couldn't you throw like that in the game?'

'How many times have I told you not to hit the ball with your head?'