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"Now, in contrast to the last olive oil you tasted, this one is infused with sixty-five more dollars."

'We drove 800 miles for this? If I wanted to look at a roomful of dusty bottles, we could have visited your mother.'

"I specifically asked for two olives! Not one." "Bad waiter!"

"We're not just some tavern, you know. Those Greek olives make us a Taverna."

"You want your olive?"

Mediterranean Martini

"We can work up to antidepressants, but for now I want to start you on eating a whole jar of cocktail olives over the kitchen sink."

"Gee....Al's losing his pimento!...."

Leonardo's Virgin Oil on the Rocks painting.

The night they invented champagne.

Virgin MaryExtra Virgin Mary.

Wine: New and Old.

'I'm seeing someone else.'

Olive Tree

'Evil Olive'- An evil olive has taken out his co-workers with cocktail swords.

War and Peace

A dead Olive found stabbed, in a Cocktail drink

"Do you have these apples in green?"

Oliverachy - Short-lived political system where leaders were chosen by how many olives they could fit in their mouths.

Singer

'Oh no wonder, this is Extra Virgin Mary Olive Oil.'

Olive Branch

'Put an olive in it please. My doctor says I need more greens and less alchohol.'

Eating the Cocktail Olive

Cat eyes up cocktail olive.

'The person you called may be toying with the olive in her cocktail, please try again later.'

"But that was long ago, before we dipped our bread in olive oil."

What a pear?

"I bought this nice bottle of wine for a rainy day...so when it rains, I pour."

"And you're sure it's extra-virgin?"

'No, you can't count an extra olive in your martini as a serving of vegetables.'

"The doctor said I should eat more fruit and veg - better add another olive..."

"What fuel do you use?" "You'll never guess!"

'I hope that's olive oil. More healthy.'