Olive Branch Balancer Pillows

Playing With Peace

'Maybe we should have gone for a pommel horse.'

'She's determined to combine a family and a career!'

William Tell's lesser-known first son- Stanislaus Tell.

"I'm at that awkward stage between credit card payments and alimony payments."

The hour of justice

'Pretend you don't notice him.'

Fitness Course.

Time to Call Workaholics Anonymous.

DIY Shelves

War and Peace

'He has a learning disorder.'

Using plant pots to reach inaccessible object

"This is going to ruin my ratio of protein to vegetables."

Olive Branch

"My parents have decided to homeschool me, but they haven't decided which home."

'Are you the dove of peace?' 'Yes. What the hell d'you want?'

"If Carlo can't maintain a better on-line profile, he'll just have to go..."

Man using a trampoline to reach and prune a tree.

'Am I biased or are my ideas always best?'

'If stocks are up, bonds are down. If bonds are up, stocks are down. It's life's Yin and Yang.'

The good news is, I'm going to let you work from home. The bad news is, I'm moving in with you.

Music Tightrope

'Can't you take 'em down the recycle centre like everybody else?'

Bath Juggler

'It's Artie from Accounting. Apparently he was trying to cover his rear, watch his back, bury his head in the sand and balance the books, when something just SNAPPED!'

"In order to help the environment, Edward is only using paper bags now."

The Crushing of Peace