Branch Balancing Pro Pillows

'Pretend you don't notice him.'

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

'I'm just not sure how much more I can teach you.'

To do before Saturday...

"Steady. This is going to be so sweet."

"Tong!"

"The boss can see you now."

'Fitness guru.'

Ann suddenly realized that it wasn't her iron that she forgot to turn off, but her cell phone.

"After viewing your current account balance, I think you should read the sign."

"Honey, I love celebrating Christmas! I love all the food, the sweets, the Christmas tree and the presents, but our bank account hates Christmas!"

"I'm at that awkward stage between credit card payments and alimony payments."

A high wire act walks over to a bottle of wine.

Two men driving truck that says, 'Tree surgeons without borders'.

"I have this relationship with money, it's complicated."

DIY Shelves

'Can you check my balance.'

Trampoline Balance

'He has a learning disorder.'

Playing With Peace

Bird in sunglasses balancing on a stick.

Using plant pots to reach inaccessible object

'I feel a little overexposed to risky market segments. Let's take another look at my overall asset allocation.'

Tightrope Walker.

Gymnasts

'After a cursory examination, the outside auditor is demanding his money up front.'

"My parents have decided to homeschool me, but they haven't decided which home."

Wade 'Gator' Ruben, Tax Attorney

Juggler

'That's why your checkbook balance looks so good. You sent all of your online bills to the junk file.'

The Bumblebee: Mortal enemy of the tightrope walker

Classic Car Auction: "I think I'm having an out-of -money experience."