Oldest Sibling T-Shirts

"The oldest sibling always has to be the center of attention."

'Well, I'm sure not going to be the first one out!'

"Do you want to play doctorate?"

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

"My granddaughter's first words to me were 'OK, Boomer.' I have no idea what that even means."

Come dine with me!

"Can I borrow the car keys?"

"Ahhh... close enough."

The Art Student.

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

Glastonbury. After.

'I have this fear of the real world...'

Polly txt speak

At the Museum

'Peter the Flying Hippo is my favorite storybook character without any merchandising tie-ins.'

"Did I hear the dog in here?"

"These aren’t the droids you’re looking for."

"Is he talking yet? I was hoping he could help me with my new phone."

"Okay, now breathe another sigh of relief."

Unable to raise enough money for a trip to Paris, the Bartlesville High French Club had to settle for three days in Tulsa.

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Hamburger bar, "I don't like the look of this Charlie"

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

"It's clear to me that you want to go far with this company."

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

Packaging Russian Dolls

"I can't protect you from everything, but I can read you stories that make you believe I can protect you from everything."

'The history of Glue. It's impossible to put down.'

'With 73 dog obedience books read between us, I think we must consider defeat.'

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."