Oldest Child Advocate T-Shirts

"Mom, I don't like being the oldest child. It's lonely at the top."

Coronavirus Impact on Children

'We never should have bought him that little lawyer kit. Suddenly, everything I ask him to do is capricious or arbitrary.'

The evidence destroyed

"I adore kids, but I also adore Netflix."

"The witness will confine his 'Knock knock' answers to 'Who's there?'"

"These are my little helpers - social worker,child psychology, risk assessment,health and safety, paramedic and compo for kids."

"Back to school can bring on the summertime blues."

Violence against children.

"I would share, but I'm not there developmentally."

"These conferences are a good thing. It keeps parents off the streets."

Danger: Do not love.

"Don't worry son. We're going to get you the best money that medicine can buy."

Children playing hopscotch wrong.

'Oh no! The only one who can keep up is sporty Smith.'

'You realize, don't you, that you are playing fast and loose with my self esteem?'

"Hey, look at that. It looks like the stuff we've been using to text each other for years."

MEN, WOMEN, 'What are KIDS supposed to do?'

"But, sweetie, children are the backbone of our educational system."

Hickory, Dickory Doc...Pediatricians

An apple core school

'My answers aren't wrong,merely different.'

'When do you teach them how to dress themselves?'

'Dad, the kid who lives here has broken your hammer with his head.'

Kids and the economy

'I've had it up to here with your demonization of the culture of childhood.'

A classroom full of young children; a schedule board in the background lists the day's activities which include: circle time, art fun, snack and S.A.T. prep.

'I'm not being edutained!'

"You wouldn't smack the new underclass would you nanny?"

"This latest report is worrying. . . it says paperwork is getting in the way of working directly with children in need."

Begging cildren shivering in summer

"The educational toys were a waste of money."

'Kindergarten is supposed to be fun. You mustn't be doing it right.'

"We desperately need to recruit more foster parents....people with compassion, people who care. People who want to make a difference."

Human rights