Oldest Child Advocate Mugs

"Mom, I don't like being the oldest child. It's lonely at the top."

Coronavirus Impact on Children

'We never should have bought him that little lawyer kit. Suddenly, everything I ask him to do is capricious or arbitrary.'

"I adore kids, but I also adore Netflix."

The evidence destroyed

"The witness will confine his 'Knock knock' answers to 'Who's there?'"

"These are my little helpers - social worker,child psychology, risk assessment,health and safety, paramedic and compo for kids."

"Back to school can bring on the summertime blues."

Violence against children.

"I would share, but I'm not there developmentally."

'You realize, don't you, that you are playing fast and loose with my self esteem?'

Danger: Do not love.

Children playing hopscotch wrong.

'Oh no! The only one who can keep up is sporty Smith.'

"These conferences are a good thing. It keeps parents off the streets."

"Hey, look at that. It looks like the stuff we've been using to text each other for years."

"Don't worry son. We're going to get you the best money that medicine can buy."

Head Start Nursery.

"But, sweetie, children are the backbone of our educational system."

An apple core school

MEN, WOMEN, 'What are KIDS supposed to do?'

Hickory, Dickory Doc...Pediatricians

'My answers aren't wrong,merely different.'

'When do you teach them how to dress themselves?'

'Dad, the kid who lives here has broken your hammer with his head.'

Kids and the economy

'I've had it up to here with your demonization of the culture of childhood.'

A classroom full of young children; a schedule board in the background lists the day's activities which include: circle time, art fun, snack and S.A.T. prep.

'I'm not being edutained!'

"You wouldn't smack the new underclass would you nanny?"

Begging cildren shivering in summer

"This latest report is worrying. . . it says paperwork is getting in the way of working directly with children in need."

'Kindergarten is supposed to be fun. You mustn't be doing it right.'

"The educational toys were a waste of money."

"We desperately need to recruit more foster parents....people with compassion, people who care. People who want to make a difference."