Old-timey Biker T-Shirts

You had me at vintage.

"Well, that's the only song we know, so we can play it another two or three times, or we can cut our losses. Waddya say, Cleveland?"

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

"Convertible. Must be nice."

"A classic lowrider bike usually is built on a late 1960's Schwinn 20-inch frame."

'I was 'Sweatin' To The Oldies', and I flipped over on my back!'

The Club

"Mr. Coughlin over there was the founder of one of the first motorcycle gangs"

"Didn't anyone tell you this is the private juice bar of the Health's Angels?"

"Is it just me or are wagon wheels smaller than they used to be?"

Oldies Band.

"What ever became of the days, Béla, when we all used to dance with wild abandon by the firelight."

Man who has crashed his safety bicycle

"Tyler lost interest in baseball once he tried old-time boxing."

'A metal plate in your head does not qualify as a helmet.'

'Oh no. A Y1K virus.'

The Skullsmashers gang was known for was cruel and inhuman initiation rituals.

'Ernie may look tough, but he's really a geek at heart.'

'Mary tells me you own a motorcycle.'

'When I was a kid I had a bicycle too'

"I hear your fix choppers."

Men riding a penny farting.

"None of these bikes have navigational systems, backup cameras or bluetooth."

'It's an old biking injury.'

Traditional ale,Traditional Drunk

Robert Mitchum

Biker's head still in the Helmet.

'They give you that 'I'm tough but thoughtful' look'

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Kickstarter

The 'ironicycle'.

"I hope you didn't over do your first bike ride in twenty years."

Harley Jacobson

Welcome class of 1919: It was a sad, yet triumphant day for Sid.