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"I was with you right up to the cumin."

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

"Well, that's the only song we know, so we can play it another two or three times, or we can cut our losses. Waddya say, Cleveland?"

"Vindaloo hot enough?"

"Chomp... Chomp... Curry Tree..."

'The Burrito King.'

"Bob takes everything with a grain of salt...and pepper...and garlic..."

It's beginning to smell a lot like Christmas

Salt and Pepper

'This is a wind-up, isn't it?'

'What great fall blooms. These flowers make yummy pumpkin pie spice!'

“Our numbers grow greater and greater. Soon the era of the spices will be at hand”

"Pumpkin spice has been very good to me."

"You're really not too extreme, huh?"

"Did you order the flying jalapeños?"

'Chili again?'

"I told you to order the mild salsa!"

"Sriracha"

"Your Majesty, my voyage will not only forge a new route to the spices of the East but also create over three thousand new jobs."

'Thyme heals all wounds.'

Things were going extremely well until last night's chilli reared its ugly head.

Mrs Jones's fish pie could be smelt for miles around!

Cannibal recipes.

'Careful, the plate is really hot.'

The morning after the night before.

'I know it's daring, but I always try one new recipe for Thanksgiving dinner.'

'You've got to admit, Harvey, the barbecue sauce is REALLY hot down here!'

'I told you I only cook with my mother's Italian spices. She just left Naples and should be here with them in about eight hours.'

'How's the curry?'

"You betrayed her trust. You added spices to her soup. In Tia Carmen's eyes, you are an irresponsible youngster...and I don't blame her for doing this."

'Can't we have something other than curry for a change?'

Hot Pepper Research: 'EUREKA!'