Old School Shopper Gifts

"Come on. I always browse the Mom and Pop stores before buying online."

Gen-Next Library

"You never told me your dad was so delightfully old-fashioned."

"First they came for the horoscope and the crossword and I did nothing. Then they came for the cartoonists and there was no-one left to satirise it."

'There's no delete key. You have to use the board eraser.'

'I don't like reading on screen, so I'm printing the internet to look at it later.'

"I put my faith in coal. Because there’s no fuel like an old fuel."

"Everybody meets online these days."

'Do you know what I miss? - Chalk talks!'

Old fashioned Christmas shopping

"'CPD'...stuff and nonsense, the old ways are fine for me, now pass me a hammer. I need to put this patient out!"

"I'd like to make a return."

'My battery is dead. How does it end?'

Mom & Pop General Store - Going Out of Business Slowly But Surely

"Books are tricky. You can't text with a text book and you can't call with a phone book!"

'It's like listening to the 1950s. You can hear the dentures whistling.'

'I wish you'd buy another hat!'

'Grandpa says that, in his day, he had to walk 20 miles in the snow just to steal music.'

'Oh darling, it is not an ibook, it is only a book.'

"Eugene is retro. He thinks everything was better in low-def and black and white."

Workers constructing barcodes

"Sorry, I double-booked. This wouldn't happen if I had a computer - but they insist we do everything by hand."

"Actually, I'm sitting here reading a book—just to see if I can still do it."

"I take it you've never had a bank account before?"

"It's your Grandpa's version of keeping up with technology...reading the papers online."

'My memory isn't what it used to be either. In fact, I can't remember when I went from 'Young Misses' to the 'All Shapes & Sizes' department.'

Landfill Trends through the ages.

You've got mail...

"I would rather you not email me your answer!"

"Gracie, I'm proud of you for reading the newspaper."