Old-school Note-taker Gifts

"I want one of those. He takes notes and DOODLES at the same time."

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

"Would you like me to annotate that for you?"

"Feel free to take notes."

"Ok, do we agree the minutes of the last meeting?"

Gen-Next Library

Jason and the Aga notes,

"First they came for the horoscope and the crossword and I did nothing. Then they came for the cartoonists and there was no-one left to satirise it."

'I don't like reading on screen, so I'm printing the internet to look at it later.'

Sushi Train Spotters

"Anyway, to make a long story short, I'm the guy who invented CliffsNotes."

Meanwhile at the Cafe de la Mort...

Colin kept a notebook by his bed to write down any ideas he had during the night... "Genulph hyu donkey slapperthwaite."

Summertime... When you go zero to 'booked up' in 3.5 seconds

'Day 57. The tigers appear to be adjusting to my presence.'

'What did I ever see in you?' 'Fortunately I wrote it down. 'Jenny thinks I have a super sense of humour.''

"Suddenly I'm feeling paranoid about all the notes you're taking."

'My battery is dead. How does it end?'

'It creeps me out when he watches the History Channel and takes notes!'

"Books are tricky. You can't text with a text book and you can't call with a phone book!"

"Your aunt wants to know what we're doing these days, so I'm sending her a picture of our fridge."

"Thanks, I'll write that down."

'Ideas that don't suck.'

When pedants take a break.

"Instead of taking notes, can I just purchase a transcript of today's lesson?"

"These EHR formats are an indecipherable headache to try and wade through. I miss the old days when the doctor's writing was all we had to figure out."

"We start on #F."

'Oh darling, it is not an ibook, it is only a book.'

Happy Student.

'You got sticky notes.'

Writing buddies

What we especially like about these theoretical types is that they don't tie up thousands of dollars worth of equipment.

Flautist

"If it makes you feel any better, I'm pretty sure you're single-handedly keeping the U.S. postal service in business."

"I think I need to go on a diet. I'm tipping the scale."