"Your 'old money' not making you happy? How about trading in Bitcoin Futures?"
Old Money Vs. New Money Thinker Gifts
Looking for a playful yet insightful gift for the old money versus new money thinker? Our collection features humorous and thought-provoking items that celebrate different financial mindsets with clever designs. Whether for a friend, family member, or yourself, these items add a splash of humor and sophistication, making them ideal for anyone interested in social dynamics and wealth distinctions. Discover playful ways to share your perspective or spark conversations about money and status.
"If a stock falls in the market, and it had no investors, does it really lose its value?"
'Plimbco Bank &Trust, Old Money Division.'
"What a tragedy... he still had two years of his super left..."
'Money isn't making you happy? Okay, I'll raise my rate, and we'll see how that works for you.'
"The good news is that profits are up 76%. . . The BAD news is that costs are up 83%."
"The problem with capitalism is the unequal sharing of wealth. The problem with socialism is the equal sharing of wealth..."
Danger ahead for the US economy.
"If that income is personal, why do I have to tell you about it"?
'If money doesn't grow on trees, why do banks have branches?'
'Less spare change under the cushion is my leading economic indicator!'
"If all countries are in debt, who's got all the money?"
Business Philosophy 101.
"Your assets will be frozen? Oh, boy, is it going to snow?"
Financial Eyesight
'It's true that money can't buy everything, Caldwell, but it's not healthy to dwell on it.'
'You say you want to speak to me about a raise?'
Bought GE stock at its high.
-"Why bother to budget?" -"So we can worry BEFORE we spend our money as well as AFTER we spend our money."
'I'm only a millionaires, and there are over 260 billionaires!'
'I was a multi-millionaire back when it meant something.'
What's 'Bitcoin'?
'I can't make ends meet, let alone justify the means.'
'Are you interested in a fixed income annuity with guaranteed safety of principal and substantial income for life?'
"See here how his later work shows focus and sense of direction..."
Pollution and money
A Louis Auchincloss-Type Law firm
Transactional Relationship Manager
"But there has to be something wrong with me, Doctor. Money makes me extremely happy."
'I've chosen you for fresh, new ideas.'
'Dollar'
"Profit, loss, why must you all make everything so complicated?"
'You need a professional investment advisor. On your own all your investment decisions have been doing is diversifying your losses.'
'He brings a bizarrely different perspective to our marketing.'
"Look, I promise I’m not going to be mad. Just tell me the truth: Did you blow Grandma’s retirement savings at the track?"
Old Money Vs. New Money Thinker Gifts Collection
Old Money Vs. New Money Thinker Mugs
Discover our range of mugs that celebrate the fun rivalry between old money elegance and new money swagger — perfect for adding wit to your morning routine.
Old Money Vs. New Money Thinker Pillows
Find pillows that bring humor and character to your space with designs inspired by the classic vs. modern wealth debate, blending comfort with wit.
Old Money Vs. New Money Thinker Prints
Browse our prints that capture the playful tension between old money charm and new money bravado, adding a touch of humor to your home decor.
Old Money Vs. New Money Thinker T-Shirts
Explore our t-shirts that humorously showcase the contrast between old money tradition and new money flair — ideal for making a stylish statement.