Old-fashioned Skills Pillows

"We have all the latest technologies, but catching them still takes old fashioned footwork."

This is a 'text book' it's a bit like a website but printed on paper.

Gen-Next Library

'When I asked you to do research for your assignment, I meant the library not on Google!'

"You never told me your dad was so delightfully old-fashioned."

"First they came for the horoscope and the crossword and I did nothing. Then they came for the cartoonists and there was no-one left to satirise it."

'This is a letter opener, from the days before faxes and email. I just sold it online after I listed it as a vintage communication device.'

'There's no delete key. You have to use the board eraser.'

'I don't like reading on screen, so I'm printing the internet to look at it later.'

"I put my faith in coal. Because there’s no fuel like an old fuel."

Ye Old Cafe: No Coffee Today - Sore Arm!

'Do you know what I miss? - Chalk talks!'

"'CPD'...stuff and nonsense, the old ways are fine for me, now pass me a hammer. I need to put this patient out!"

Peace on Earth

"I'd like to make a return."

'My battery is dead. How does it end?'

How can you read that comic strip Blondie? Its about a kinder, simpler time. It's about ancient history. They do the same material over and over. Exactly. I can count on it. Not like your stupid Pearls and Get fuzzy. Oooh, look how angry and edgy they are. They're sooo clever! Your whole gig is being angry and edgy. Look, I'm setting Candorville on fire.

'With government cyber snooping, we must communicate through channels no one would ever suspect...the postal service.'

'It's like listening to the 1950s. You can hear the dentures whistling.'

Fitness Club Founded in 1892

"Books are tricky. You can't text with a text book and you can't call with a phone book!"

'Oh darling, it is not an ibook, it is only a book.'

"I'm impressed! Junior actually asked to use our old-fashioned dictionary!"

"Get a computer?! Do I look as though I have room in here for a computer?"

'Lost your kindle in the cab? Try my outdated destined-for-extinction, low-priced print edition.'

"That's not an email, so you don't have to worry about it containing a virus. It's a birthday card from Nana."

"I can remember when all we needed was someone who could carve and someone who could sew."

"Come on. I always browse the Mom and Pop stores before buying online."

"Actually, I'm sitting here reading a book—just to see if I can still do it."

'It was great! I learned how to use dial phones, drive a standard transmission and cook without a microwave...'

"I take it you've never had a bank account before?"

"It's your Grandpa's version of keeping up with technology...reading the papers online."

'This doesn't leave much room for creativity.'

"I would rather you not email me your answer!"

Private Phone Calls