Oil Tycoon In Training Mugs

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

"You've proven your worth a hundred times over. Let's try for a thousand."

"But everyone else gets to market their own personal scent!"

'When will I be old enough to have my own people?'

'Let's call him lucky!'

"To join OPEC you must be a country and filthy rich in oil."

"I've just bought five acres of prime oceanfront. Want to help me build on it?"

BP Waiter: Dinner is served!

'Forget your two million pound recording contract. When are you going to get a steady job?'

'Hi, I'm on the make,'

Man considers blogging.

"I can't decide which I'd rather do- make a twenty-billion-dollar bid of turn down a twenty-billion-dollar bid."

Oil explodes from the wishing well.

LEMONADE 50 CENTS, 'Sorry, cash only -- we don't accept little brothers.'

I'm sorry Charles is unavailable for polite comment.

'Sir, we've drilled so deep this time that we've reached Arab oil.'

'Simmons is our expert in oil stocks.'

'Now, Perkins, hit my ball straight down the fairway for about 300 yards.'

'Our main priority is to protect all of the innocent oil that has become caught up in this conflict.'

'America uses 20 million barrels of oil a day. Our profits are up, but is it sustainable? Will consumers run out of money?'

"I'm afraid the discovery of oil on your property will drive the price of your home down."

'I called your doctor, Mr. Bennett... he said to gobble up 2 companies and call him in the morning.'

"It's tough being a media exec. There's always a threat of good news breaking out."

'Yes dad, I'll take an interest in the company - how does 50% sound?'

"Were you aware you'll need to sign over your wife & kids as collateral in order to secure this property?"

The presidents door has 'Alpha male' written on it.

Ronald couldn't grasp his instructor's insistence on his using oils rather than his preferred medium, watercolour.

Invest in real estate - you'll get a lot for your money.

'Any other suggestions on how we can increase circulation besides a swimsuit edition?'

"Petro-dollars do not grow on trees, my son."

"Oh, the humanity!"

Esso stand at a perfume counter.

"We should invest in some hotels, a few railroads, and maybe a couple of utilities. If we're short on cash we can just wait until we pass go."

'The Take over game' Title.

Acquisition Fever Hits The Girl Scouts