Oil Tycoon Dreamer Mugs

'Let's call him lucky!'

'I'm sure that one wasn't there last week.'

'It's crunch time, Caldwell. That's the time between when you're born, and when you make your first million.'

“It's $195 million. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'OK, what's the catch?'”

"To join OPEC you must be a country and filthy rich in oil."

'I don't get it. They told me to serve merlot at room temperature.'

BP Waiter: Dinner is served!

"I'm thinking this might e a good area to set up base camp."

Investments: Remember, tis better to have loved money and lost, than never to have loved money at all.

'I realize money can't buy happiness, so I'm just trying to improve the exchange rate.'

"Bill Gates, the richest man in the world, is a nerd!"

'We really like your suggested target of us becoming 'richer than God if God won the lottery'. Any idea how we might get there.'

"We'd like to take a majority position in your poetry."

'I'm only a millionaires, and there are over 260 billionaires!'

"So what do you really think of my business plan?"

"I'm creating the world's first 'instant lowrider' kit! I'll need partners...and when the profits roll in, I'll take 75 percent and they will get 50 percent."

"I'm hoping to sell my startup - a chain of fast-food meditation centers - to Google for seven figures."

"When I grow up I'm going to become president and I'm going to abolish homework!"

"I want an eponymous retail empire when I grow up, Greg. What do you want?"

"We'll be too big to fail!"

Anticipated Sales - "Now at this point reality intruded."

'Do you realize, this is a land of opportunity?' - 'Yes, anyone can become a tax payer.'

"Hoping to find a Picasso at a garage sale isn't a solid retirement plan."

"Coming soon. Possibly a thrift store or a bakery...or, no—how about a coffee house? Yoga studio? Pizza joint?..."

"It's really too much house for us, but Fran and I plan to live in the walk-in closet and rent the rest."

'Simmons is our expert in oil stocks.'

"Before we start planning our next brilliant foray into the global economy, I suggest we first figure out how we're going to pay our local electric bill!"

"This morning, I looked into the mirror and said to myself, 'Bruce, you're a billionaire. It's time to stop horsing around and enjoy life a little.' "

"Dreaming the impossible dream didn't make me rich. SELLING the impossible dream made me rich!"

Stan waits at the door for opportunity to knock.

'Look at it out there, Jones. Successful businesses as far as the eyes can see... We're gonna need some curtains.'

'I'd like to borrow enough to buy this bank.'

'What shall I do with these old books of yours? '

'That's the first, and only dollar earned by Fred.'

Are you crazy? ... You make 10 million dollars a year and you want to know the meaning of life?