Oil Extraction Prints

Oil Output Reduced

Spot the difference.

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

Working Late

'The good news is we've discovered a vast new oil resource. The bad news is we need a space ship to get there.'

Terrorism leaves Iraq and moves on to new places.

Got stuck in Iraqi oil, Unca Sam?

'Let's call him lucky!'

Snake in the grass...

US Energy Needs.

Impatient Oil Drillers LTD.

'No way! To fund health, education and welfare, we'd be forced to tax oil companies!'

National Oil Reserve (Formerly National Wildlife Reserve).

Ethanol and foreign oil.

'We're looking for people who like to take work home.'

Take me to your leader. . .

'Well number 34 has run dry and is now pumping fossils.'

Tired - Stressed - Tired.

Keystone XL

BP Waiter: Dinner is served!

Oil Spill Hits Wall St.

'Who is to blame?'

Venezuela: 'He's got Castro's kicking style.'

"Woo-hoo!"

"It's work! Look! My plan is working!"

There's no real oil emergency...

Energy trap.

Venice Floods

Acme Petroleum, since 1925 and 9/10.

"It's wonderful, Harry! How late does Neiman-Marcus stay open?"

"We need to improve our environmental credentials, tell everyone on the rigs to start using recyclable cups."

'OK, what's the first thing we need to capture in our Job Safety Analysis?' 'Don't tick off TINY!'

"No need to rush. Take all weekend if you must."

Fracking Zone - Be prepared for anything.