Oil Trading Prints

"No one knows what he does, but it's rumored that he's the guy who sets global oil prices."

Cash for oil.

Low oil prices

Oil Prices & OPEC

Oil Price

Phrenology bust with sections for different currencies.

The day the stock market went UP.

Businessmen trying to prop up a line-chart with sticks

Spot the difference.

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

'The prevailing wisdom is that markets are always right. I think that luck is always right.'

'Looks like your cash cow just got diverted to the slaughterhouse.'

"What do you think I can get for it on the blackboard market?"

"We're pleased to announce that your company has shrewdly traded a cow for some magic beans." some ma

'Wavering between being bullish or bearish'

"Hello, son. I suppose chicken farming doesn't seem so bad now."

It's okay Mom! As a broker, I'm under supervision of the SEC!

Investments - Founders Bear and Bull.

"Basically, your new job here at the Treasury Department implementing the bailout is simple, Grayson, just grab and armful of money and run..."

Economic Outlook Conference - 'Remember the seating is optimist, pessimist, optimist,...'

"Until we get a bigger chart, we're estimating it's now about up to here."

'The good news is we've discovered a vast new oil resource. The bad news is we need a space ship to get there.'

'When investment bankers give parental advice'

"I had that nightmare again where everyone found out I'm in my late thirties and still have no idea how the stock market works."

'Call the boss! We're in trouble!'

'well of course I'm giving your portfolio the attention it deserves, I'm even wearing a black armband!'

I was trying to day trade my way through business school, but then the stock market tanked.

Our Motto: Buy Low Sell High is the Best Revenge.'

'This is where I hang out until bullishness makes a comeback.'

Why markets crash.

'City Traders - The Complete Menagerie'

"They've made these fund prospectuses much easier to read." Brochure states; 'Give us all your money and get lost."

Hedge fund sharks attacking 'The Markets' ship.

'Don't tell me how much you love me. Tell me how my stock is going.'

EU and India partnership.