Oil Oracle Prints

"Why do you want to invest in oil futures?"

"Everything on our menu uses organic, locally sourced, graveyard-to-table ingredients."

'Oh, no - I have to read each tentacle - that'll be extra, of course.'

Terrorism leaves Iraq and moves on to new places.

Wikipedia...

"You are going to have lots of puppies."

'The only certainties in life are birth, death, taxes, and stock market uncertainty.'

The Authentic Christmas.

Power/Expenditures

The End of the Property Boom is Nigh.

Venezuela: 'He's got Castro's kicking style.'

Energy trap.

'Yes. No. Sometimes. No. No. Yes. Don't know. Sometimes. Yes. Mo.'

Hipster Police Department

'Guide us, oh Webmaster.'

Short Memories

"The Great Source keeps afloat, along with a little help from the sharks there."

Venezuela, Saudi Arabia, Russia and Qatar agree to freeze oil production

"We're phasing out Russian oil."

'Looks like the gods are angry.'

Oil Price

'An expert is one who knows tomorrow why the things he said yesterday didn't happen today.'

"No one knows what he does, but it's rumored that he's the guy who sets global oil prices."

'We geochemists did very well before there were geophysicists.'

"I'm looling for ground beef that's organic, non-GMO, and doesn't contain meat."

Libyan Oil

Big Oil Destroys the World

"I've done the math...it's all right here! We pull out Iraq and use that money to subsidize the oil companies, and...!!"

'What do you call it when you go to war for oil?' 'Sheikonomics?'

'Looks like the income off of our site has went from passive to comatose.'

'Look! A buy signal.'

Oil War

Cash for oil.

The Death Fires (The Rime of the Ancient Mariner).

Oil Prices & OPEC