Offshore Banking Pillows

"We have half your money in bonds and annuities, the other half under an oak tree in the Caymans."

"You and your offshore accounts!"

British savings accounts

"I’ve combined all your outstanding debt into what we here in the banking business like to call a honkin’ big loan."

"This is not permanent...we'll be back as soon as things start to look up."

"Welcome to the bank - you'll start at the bottom."

"It creates the illusion of risk but you know you're perfectly safe."

Mario Draghi

Spot the difference.

"What's a debenture?"

Guy has framed 'first Yuan'

'Greek debt was downgraded for the 11th time this week, by S&P, to P.O.S. Negative Infinity, meaning it's safer to eat uranium, than own Greek debt.'

E.U. Banking Union.

It's okay Mom! As a broker, I'm under supervision of the SEC!

'He's downgrading the credit agencies.'

European currency on the edge.

"The Capt'n maintains a balanced portfolio should include a number of off-shore accounts."

A Day In The Kitchen

"And we will absolutely start lending again as soon as we finish building our debtors' prison."

You can breed these if the environment is right.

'I think I must be ambidextrous. I can calculate interest with both sides of my brain.'

'All we can do is hope for identity theft.'

'The bank says they're freezing my assets! I don't understand: They've always been frozen...'

"No, I'm not really a CEO. I just like to keep up with the Joneses."

Money Bar.

Stock market Bull & Bear financial whirlwind.

We need to put more money into Lithuanian sardine futures...I think that warrants bonuses all around!

'I know you're looking for a safe investment but have you ever heard of anyone getting wealthy investing in a bank account?'

'I'm afraid that the top investment banks are looking for more from job applicants than a 'Top Degree from the University of Hard Knocks'.'

'It could have been worse...she might have chosen banking.'

"This is the World Bank? Somehow, I had pictured it differently."

"Tax evasion is like a cancer, it's growing exponentially!"

'This is where I keep my investment portfolio.'

'Why do you want a career in the bank?'

'When I turned 18 something started happening to me every month. I started receiving a credit card bill.'