Offline Explorer Pillows

'There are some things in this world that are just not Googleable.'

Social Networking or Death

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

'My name's Google and I'm being inundated with requests for information about every damn thing imaginable, by people I don't even know...It's endless!'

'For those with books, open and follow along. For those with laptops, follow me on Twitter.'

“It's a tree, sweetie. No need to Google it.”

Girl with smart phone enters door that says "Social Media Studies"

'I didn't do my homework because I forgot my user name and password.'

A is for App...B is for Blogger...C is for Celebrity.

Likes: $2.

'Where would you recommend for a tech-free experience.'

"Miss Rogers told me I have a personal 'cloud' to store knowledge in."

'I can't wait 'til hunting is googling and gathering is calling out for delivery.'

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

"Pokemon...Pokemon...Pokemon...."

"You be the moral grandstander and I'll be the politically incorrect troll."

"But how do I accomplish that in 140 characters or less?"

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

'There's no art to the mind's construction on Facebook, Macbeth.'

Updated Classis: Alice Through the You Tube.

"Mum! - T.S. Eliot - 'Humankind cannot bear much reality'."

Real Life/Surreal Life

'Hey...remember T.V.?

'I bought him to retrieve my e-mails.'

"I find it so stimulating to learn new software."

Computer games

"No, son, you’re not ‘M for Mature.’"

'This computer has a fast modem, the latest Pentium, increased RAM, a huge hard drive and broadband connections. Only one problem...slow pointer fingers.'

'An encyclopedia? I don't know. Let's look up what it is on Wikipedia.'

"I had an Android, then I switched to an iPhone. Then I went back to an Android, then I switched back to the iPhone. . ."

'After researching our dream vacation online with reviews, commentaries, we cams and pictures, we felt we'd been there and didn't need the trip!'

"Yes, you were born into the era of passwords and user-names. . . why do you ask, Mycat_2014?"

"Baldo, why don't you turn that computer off and do something else?"

All the apps hidden within a phone