Office Wildlife Enthusiasts T-Shirts

'Clients can get a little tricky at these product analysis sessions.'

Wildlife

"This is a great spot to practice mighty roars son..."

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

Giraffe Umbrella

"Welcome aboard, Bailey. Don't worry — they don't bite."

'I don't like heights...maybe that's why I've had so many low points in my life.'

"Look, a bug!"

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

"Wait—did you procure that worm humanely?"

Garden Goddess.

'Everybody has to change to compete.'

"You're worried about salmonella? We're vultures for cripes sake!"

Frog in the puddles.

"Yup, pretty sure that was a flying squirrel."

Koala

"They're so like us."

"Do we really need to chase the rabbit down into its warren Dad? It's a maze and it's dark down there..."

"I love this time of day."

"Good riddance! They were messing up the environment."

Endangered Species: Belgian Ostrich.

"What the heck? The humans are washing in our waterhole with soap!"

"The unlucky lemming"

"To be honest, I don't mind the cold, and being an introvert, and slightly antisocial, I really treasure the quiet time when the others have flown south..."

Welcome to Mauritius Home of the Dodo Burger

"Koalas when no one's looking"

"Check it out! In nature, females are in charge...they select their mates!"

"Marco ..."

The Salmon Run

"We hang like this for the incredible ab workout."

"No wonder they've spotted us! Tail down Fred, tail down!"

'Do you have any specific regulations concerning travelling with pets?'

Giraffe Selfie